Humming a “Square Pig” tune!!

Square Pig woke up today hummmming a little Square Pig tune. The problem was, it was one of those tunes that only likes to be inside your head. Everytime Square Pig tried to sing it – it sounded more like a strangled cat than a dignified little piggie! (all the Taize singers will relate)

Anyway, ideas on a Square Pig song (sung to the tune of something we all know) are needed here! I’ve got “Square Pig , Square Pig tastes REAL good!” (the Royco ad). Mmmmmh but not sure I want to encourage any uncivilised practises here….so over to you.