SPIDER PIG!!! Arrrrrrrrrrgh! Run for your life!!!!

Squarepig realises that whenever things get a little too intellectual for her, (Karaoke corner- for higher grade pigs) she gets the unutterable urge to sabotage everything with something totally ridiculous, like Spider Pig!!! At which point she puts on her sticky feet and starts climbing the walls singing this song:

 Spider pig spider pig
Does whatever a spider pig does
Can she spin from a web
No she can’t she’s a pig
Look out
She is a spider pig!

Square Pig woke up today hummmming a little Square Pig tune. The problem was, it was one of those tunes that only likes to be inside your head. Everytime Square Pig tried to sing it – it sounded more like a strangled cat than a dignified little piggie! (all the Taize singers will relate)

Anyway, ideas on a Square Pig song (sung to the tune of something we all know) are needed here! I’ve got “Square Pig , Square Pig tastes REAL good!” (the Royco ad). Mmmmmh but not sure I want to encourage any uncivilised practises here….so over to you.